It started so well. Rumaging through a box of children's adventures stories and encyclopaedias, I found this:
Ah yes, the good old days. Before mass-produced artificial fibres, sweatshops and corporate franchises, when people still knew how to make things. A time when quality was valued over quatity.
But then I opened the sheet and it revealed this:
On reflection, I think I'll stick to Playmobil.