In my last post, Victorian author Mrs Valentine issued a stern warning about the dangers of reading novels. Today, we turn to the subject of Geography which, in spite of its breadth, has been successfully condensed by Mrs Valentine down to 12 pages.
After a brief preamble about the hemispheres, tropics and poles, Madam V gets down to the far meatier subject of foreigners. Here is a short selection of her opinions, written to instruct the young ladies of the British Empire:
The people are a mixed race of many nations, very clever and ingenious, and generally gentle and kindly; but, like all heathen people, occasionally very cruel.
The people are black in complexion, rude and uncivilised.
The people are clever, lively, and cunning - inclined to brigandage, or robbing in bands - but the upper classes make good merchants.
The native Australians have nearly died out; they were a very inferior race of savages.
The Lapps are a dwarfish, Mongolian race, seldom exceeding four feet in height. They are ignorant, superstitious, uncivilised and very dirty in their habits.
The People are very brave, passionate, witty, warm-hearted and impulsive. The women are renowned for their morality.
The people are brave, but rather ferocious; proud and jealous.
The people are gentle and submissive, but untruthful and cruel.
The people are savages, with no religion, but a superstition of fetishes, or charms.
It is inhabited by a barbarous people who are always engaged in petty civil wars.
As far as northern Europe and the "colonies" are concerned, Mrs Valentine has nothing but good to say, praising the natives for their industriousness and honesty. However, she is very quiet on the subject of the United States, perhaps because they had the impudence to desert the Crown.
We can laugh now, but it's terrifying that Mrs Valentine's views were once considered quite normal.