I hate listening to the news on my way to work. Every day we are presented with the same news stories about corrupt politicians, suicide bombers and businesses going bust. It's frustrating for everyone. I've just bought a device that will allow me to play podcasts in my car and after that, I'll never have to listen to the Today programme again.
On this morning's news, we were told that a deadly pandemic might have broken out because OVER 100 PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN MEXICO! Experts were quizzed about the implications this could have for the rest of the world and the story was spun-out for as long as possible.
At no point did anyone point out that Mexico has a population of 110,000,000, making the death rate for Swine Flu is less than one in a million (car deaths account for around 200 people per million).
Oh no, let's not spoil the story.
I don't wish to seem blasé about a possible flu epidemic, but this isn't exactly the 1918 pandemic, which famously claimed more lives than World War One.
I wonder if the Spanish Flu outbreak of 1918 is responsible for this bizarre notice which I recently found pasted in a1920s book that used to belong to St Martin's Lane Lending Library: